Attention soldiers!
The last offensive thinned out our ranks so Division has sent us two greenHoorns to help hold the line. Please put down your rifles, grenades, entrenching tools, inflatable dolls, psychadelic paraphenalia, etc., and raise your glasses to our newest bullet-magnets,
:FI:Brainman
:FI:Bowling Bob
Salute, gentlemen! At ease. TEN-SHUN! You want answers? I want the truth! YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!! Oh yes I can. Oh no you can’t. Oh yes I can! Can’t! Can can can! Can’t can’t can’t times infinity!!! CAN CAN CAN TIMES INFINITY ALWAYS PLUS ONE NO TAKESIES BACK!!!
Your flies are undone…
DAMN!
Welcome to the mad mud movers, mates!