Bless him all, bless him all
His songs and his shorts and his gall!
Bless all of his lame jokes and dog-awful puns
Bless all the hair quips and give him your guns
For we’re saying hell-o to him all
We’re certain that he’ll have a ball
If he gets a notion
to start a commotion
We’ll clobber his nads one and all!
Welcome to the squadron :FI:Altarboy!