Of all the fighters real and faking
like Nelson with his cannon raking
and Lawrence with the sands a baking
‘neath Godzilla the earth a shaking!
And Tommy with his lungs a choking
as Johnny’s gray his blood a soaking
and Temüjin ‘cross fields a smoking
and Romulans with shields a cloaking?
With Blücher came his Lancer’s striking
as Pericles with phalanx piking
and Eric aye now there’s a Viking!
so now the Irish have a … Fartking?
Ah well, raise a glass and welcome :FI:Fartking!