Barra’s mum wasn’t paying much attention the day she tossed her baby boy out with the bath water. He was found by an itinerant sheep who sold him to the Pixies.
Barra grew up straight and tall. One day, after accidentally crushing another of his step brothers while playing “Duck, Duck, MOOSE”, he was asked by the remaining clan to take a walk down to the Human city to fetch some ‘cow lather.’ While the Pixies made their escape, Barra reached the big city and was quickly sent to the vicar for confession and a therapeutic anal probe.
Barra melded easily into the human community and now has a job down by the park dusting the pigeons.
Please welcome our newest member, a real Irish Irishman … :FI:Moog!