New Member!

When I was off-line I was listless and queasy,
My dog hated me and my kids were all crazy,
My wife had walked out and had married a Gypsy,
Till I joined the FI now my life is so easy.
Baah! rub a dub, row de dow, life is so easy,
And their little Sheila, is three-times as sleazy,
So welcome in Moe and make his plane so Swiss cheesy!

Sung to the tune of: “The Irish Washerwoman”