Are you gettin’ a beer for me lass?
Guinness Stout, Michelob or ale
How long a time must a bloke let pass?
she once was faster than a snail.
Tell her to not to forget the bean dip,
Guinness Stout, Michelob or ale
And mayhap some nuts and the Chees-ey Whip,
then she’ll be a usefull female.
Tell her to find me the flippin’ clicker,
Guinness Stout, Michelob or ale
The other team scored and here comes the kicker,
check in th’ fridge behind the Clydesdale.
Tell her, her mother can’t visit today,
Guinness Stout, Michelob or ale
She smells like old socks from last Saturday,
an’ flops a-round the den like a whale.
Are you gettin’ a beer for me lass?
Guinness Stout, Michelob or ale
I almost forgot to welcome :FI:Highwayman,
we found him under the town jail …
* sung to the tune of "Scarborough Fair"