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Ryan had a note pinned to his sweater when he arrived. It’s from his Mum.

"To whom it may concern,

Please take care of my little Ryan. He is a very good boy if a wee bit delicate at times. Make sure he takes his little white pill at 8, 10, 12, 2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10 and 11 and the big blue one up the shaft at midnight. He does get a bit grumpy at beddy time, so make sure he has his ‘Foo Foo Bunny’ close by.

If he starts touching the other boys, please make a note of when and where. The doctor assures me it’s just a phase. He does tend to spot the furniture from time to time so enclosed in his Janet Jackson lunch box you will find his Tony Blair plastic ‘Whoopsi’ mat.

That’s about it … that, and keep him away from the farm animals and all should be fine.

Thank you,

Ryan’s Mum"

Sounds like he’ll fit in nicely, so let’s all welcome our newest mate, from South Bend, Indiana, home of the OTHER Fightin’ Irish, :FI:Looper!

No touching!