New Member!

Our newest member sent this resume along.

Andrew "Mom, Sixxpak is touching me!" Meikle
No. 2 Gutted Carp Place
Ms. Lilly Wombat’s Sanitarium for Wayward Canadians
Extreme West Ireland

Objective: To belong to a squadron that does NOT call me "Wrong Way" or "Crash" or "Flying Target" or "Vulture Meat" or "Born to Die" or … oh, yeah, "Finch Droppings". And then there was "Hawker Auger" and "Cat Toy" and "Goosed" and one I particularly didn’t like, "Pudin’ " and …

Achievements: Dressing self, advanced tissue usage, sock matching, loo marksmanship, elementary word usage, door manipulation, spoon facilitation, (passed it on third attempt), finger inventory accounting and food recognition.


  • 1968 – 1998: Left home
  • 1998 – 1999: worked as a section of wall paneling for a major Canadian restaurant chain
  • 2000 – 2000: played in traffic
  • 2000 – 2002: healed
  • 2003 – 2004: watched 17,519 straight hours of "Red Green"

Education: Named "most improved Fifth Grader" nine years in a row from Madam O’Grady’s Academy for the Extremely Annoying. Graduated "Honorable Mention" in a class of two.

Well, it goes on about his achievements in hair brushing and his many attempts to escape to "Neverland" but before you all wander off, welcome to our wonderful watering hole, :FI:CrimsonFox!